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Dating – farting is never an issue. Married – you make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times. Dating – he takes you out to have a good time Married – he brings home a 6-pack, and says "What are you drinking?" Dating – he holds your hand in public. Married – he flicks your ear in public. Dating – a Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad. Married...

THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car's hood. Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male: Playing football without a helmet. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys. BUTT (but) n Female: The body part that every item...